don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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