google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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