He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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