my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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