I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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