Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
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I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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