nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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