yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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