If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
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I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?