i think i have herpe
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.