i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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