Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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