This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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