can we get nightvision for the apartment?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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