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First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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