# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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