Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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