Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Randomize
