Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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