Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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