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say what?
wanna hang out?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
