Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Randomize
