I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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