I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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