they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
