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I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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