Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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