she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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