i think my tv is drunk
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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