He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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