nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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