I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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