I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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