Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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