so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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it's like heaven, but drunker
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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