the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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