so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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