i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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