chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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