I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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