i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
