Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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