She said her name was "party"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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