nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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