What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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