why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."