My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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