he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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