Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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