I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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