mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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