Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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