Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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