but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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