he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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