quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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