Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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