Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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